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[nrpi]

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he is absolutely texting when they are literally in the next rooms

[betacuck]

Hey, you're welcome by the way.

[nrpi]

For what?

[betacuck]

Saving the Roy family name while you do your best impression of a blobfish.

I'm getting a hand on the black market business, so any time you want to finally admit I'm your favourite I'll gladly loop you in.

[nrpi]

I wouldn't say that getting involved in the black market is saving the family name dude.

[betacuck]

Fuck you, I don't see you doing anything. Dad would lose his mind over how smart I'm being.

My point is there's a really fruity English twink who's got a pretty good hold on the ship's balls, so I figure I can learn whatever I can from him and then bam. Usurp. Or edge him out. Or have him under us. Or something.

[nrpi]

And then what are we gonna do?

[ He'd originally had it as 'you' not 'we', but since Roman's so stuck on this being a group activity, fine. He can play ball. ]

[betacuck]

What do you mean 'what are we going to do?'

We fuckin rule the roost or whatever. We're big man on campus. We can give everyone else swirlies or some shit I don't know.

[ guess who has no fucking forethought it's this guy ]

[nrpi]

Cool but like what are we gonna actually do?

Like what does this guy do right now?

[betacuck]

The fruit?

[nrpi]

You know that's not super PC right?

But yeah. The guy.

[betacuck]

[ can you physically hear him rolling his eyes from his cabin, Kendall? ]

He like, does shit. He gets whiskey for people for favours and information. It's a bartering system like we're in the stone age.

[nrpi]

Where does he get the whiskey from?

[betacuck]

His ass? I don't know.

[betacuck]

He doesn't know what Suntory is so that's a strike against him but I don't think he was fucking with me or anything.

[nrpi]

OK so let me get this straight.

You wanna take over this guy's operation but you don't even know where he gets the whiskey?

1/2

[betacuck]

2/2

[betacuck]

I'm working on it.

Fuck you.

[nrpi]

Yeah I'm just saying if this was supposed to be like a pitch you would usually have to have more than like the most vague concept in the world before you brought it to the board.

tw drug addiction, rape

[betacuck]

Well it's not the board so shut up, Kenny.

[ He hates when Kendall's right. ]

Do you want in on this or not? I don't like touching dicks with people I barely know either but I'm failing to see an option where we make it out of here un-shanked and un-raped. If you don't want in I'm sure you can find a way to shoot up heroin in the corner to pass the time. Whatever. I don't care.

[nrpi]

Why don't you come back to me when you actually have a plan instead of just vague aspirations.

text;

[betacuck]

You met Captain Hook yet?

[nrpi]

The British guy with the man bun?

[betacuck]

Bingo. He try to kick your ass?

[nrpi]

No?

[ What the fuck, Roman. ]

I just tried to explain spaceflight to him. I don't know if he got it cause it kinda seemed like he's older than the concept of indoor plumbing but whatever.

Did he try to kick yours??

[betacuck]

No he didn't try to kick my ass, fuck you. [ He absolutely did. ] Love your faith in me, though, broseph.

You think he shits inside, here? Just like, goes wherever?