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he is absolutely texting when they are literally in the next rooms

[betacuck]

Hey, you're welcome by the way.

text;

[betacuck]

You met Captain Hook yet?

text;

[betacuck]

I'm literally going to kill myself.

Couple hours after pairings

[littletonoidea]

[God this is so weird.]

Hey, uh...

...soooooo...

Looks like. I'm your warden, for uh. For now. I promise I won't go full Hartman on you, this isn't gonna be a like. I say jump you say how high [In a markedly exhausted mimicry of the scene - actually, he sounds tired the whole time he talks.] sort of arrangement. Honestly I have no idea why the Admiral thought I was worthy of a position of ultimate power, but. Well? Here we are.

text;

[betacuck]

I talked to your warden Baguette btw

[betacuck]

hey stud
lunch date?

post-fratricide deathtoll;

[betacuck]

put that candle down and stop pouring wax on your nipples in order to feel something sexually i'm coming over

text

[betacuck]

you haven't seen my old place yet
new place
new cabin old place
get your ass over here

[ There's more to it--there's always more to it--but it's a nice unassuming sentence before Roman starts beating Kendall over the head with the feelings they both love to avoid whenever possible. ]