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[betacuck]

I'm throwing myself off of the barge if he asks me to squaredance

who did you get?? I hope he sucks so much. I hope he's the worst.

[nrpi]

Some guy called Doug Eiffel

He seems chill

Not the squaredancing type

[betacuck]

Is he French?

[nrpi]

Are you asking that because his surname is Eiffel

[betacuck]

Yeah

[nrpi]

No he's not French

Dumbass

[betacuck]

Fuck you.

It's a stupid name is my point.

[nrpi]

Says Romulus

[betacuck]

Says Ken Doll.

[nrpi]

That's not my name though

[betacuck]

Shut up. It's stupid, just like you.

Been out of your cabin for something other than food?

[nrpi]

Sure.

Hey, did you know we both have janitor duty?

[betacuck]

Theoretically.

[nrpi]

You got that message from the dude who's in charge of it now right?

He sent it to everyone who's supposed to do it

He wants us to start showing up

[betacuck]

No





are YOU going to go?

[nrpi]

I was thinking about it, yeah

[betacuck]

Are you fucking serious? Why?

[nrpi]

I don't know

I guess I'm just sick of sitting around all day

[betacuck]

But if you do it, they win, right? Why are we giving in?

[ It's a competition to Roman, still, for some reason. Brain's hardwired like that. He still thinks he has to win. ]

[nrpi]

I'm not saying you have to do it.

I'm just saying I might.

[betacuck]

You're starting to take this seriously. Holy shit.

[nrpi]

I didn't say I'm taking it seriously.

I just don't want to spend all this time sitting around doing nothing and pretending like there's literally nothing I can do to be different??

[betacuck]

You're taking it seriously. I know you. I can smell it through text, motherfucker.

Do you really want to be different? You're buying into all of this?

[nrpi]

Do you really want to be the way you are now forever?

[betacuck]

Why would I want to change? It works. I work.