nrpi: (member of society)
little lord fuckleroy ([personal profile] nrpi) wrote2022-01-19 11:58 am
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (then the lights came on)

he is absolutely texting when they are literally in the next rooms

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you're welcome by the way.
Edited 2022-01-24 17:19 (UTC)
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (i've got to tell it with a fist)

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Saving the Roy family name while you do your best impression of a blobfish.

I'm getting a hand on the black market business, so any time you want to finally admit I'm your favourite I'll gladly loop you in.
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (i could do the laundry)

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, I don't see you doing anything. Dad would lose his mind over how smart I'm being.

My point is there's a really fruity English twink who's got a pretty good hold on the ship's balls, so I figure I can learn whatever I can from him and then bam. Usurp. Or edge him out. Or have him under us. Or something.
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (it wouldn't affect my libido)

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean 'what are we going to do?'

We fuckin rule the roost or whatever. We're big man on campus. We can give everyone else swirlies or some shit I don't know.


[ guess who has no fucking forethought it's this guy ]
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (for a reasonable salary)

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ can you physically hear him rolling his eyes from his cabin, Kendall? ]

He like, does shit. He gets whiskey for people for favours and information. It's a bartering system like we're in the stone age.
Edited 2022-01-24 20:27 (UTC)
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (it's manhood's bliss)

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
His ass? I don't know.
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (don't need to mark my territory)

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't know what Suntory is so that's a strike against him but I don't think he was fucking with me or anything.
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (if you do it with lights)

1/2

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (it's manhood's bliss)

2/2

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm working on it.

Fuck you.
betacuck: <user name=jessecuster site=insanejournal> (for a reasonable salary)

tw drug addiction, rape

[personal profile] betacuck 2022-01-24 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's not the board so shut up, Kenny.

[ He hates when Kendall's right. ]

Do you want in on this or not? I don't like touching dicks with people I barely know either but I'm failing to see an option where we make it out of here un-shanked and un-raped. If you don't want in I'm sure you can find a way to shoot up heroin in the corner to pass the time. Whatever. I don't care.